I just took Isaac out to pee. Mid-tinkle, he spotted a deer walking across the street in our direction. He finished tinkling, then began to bark ferociously. I guess it is not possible to bark and pee at the same time?
Anyway, the deer just stood there staring at him like he was
an idiot (like Isaac was the idiot, I mean, not the deer). I informed
Isaac that was what the deer was doing, but Isaac said no, the deer was
paralyzed by fear of the ferocious dog. The ferocious dog's momma then
made him go inside for bed.