The first thing the new ENT doctor says upon entering the exam room: Oh! A lab! I love labs. I had one but I lost her in May of 2014. She was a chocolate lab. I just love labs.
Me: Yes, they are nice dogs. Um, would you like to hear about my symptoms?
ENT: So this is a service dog? Does that mean he gets to go everywhere with you? How nice.
Me: Yes, it is nice. So, should I tell you about my dizziness?
ENT: I just have a real affinity for labs.
Isaac: I have a real affinity for you, too. May I sniff your crotch? And then I'd be happy to help you out by catching that fly buzzing around your window.