Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Peeing in the Rain

Me: Issac, if you would hurry up and pick a place to pee, we wouldn't be standing out in the rain for so long and wouldn't get so wet.

Isaac: Yes, well... it just doesn't work that way.

Me: Pee on this tree. That's a good place to go.

Isaac (sniffing leisurely): Hmmm.... no. No, that won't do.

Me: Come on and pee already!

Isaac: You know, I really don't like peeing in the rain. Let's just go back inside.

Me: No! Because then you'll be bugging me to take you out again in 10 minutes. We're already out here getting wet. Just pee already!

Isaac (sighing): Maybe over there....

7 comments:

  1. Just like the old musical, "Peein In The Rain." Of course the name of the actual musical is "Singin' In The Rain."

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    1. I sing "peeing in the rain" to Isaac frequently as I wait for him to find the right spot on a rainy day.

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    2. ROFLMAO! GENE KELLY WOULD BE PROUD!

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    3. In the winter I sing "The weather outside is frightful, Peeing is so delightful, There's so many places we can go, Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow!"

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    1. Luckily Isaac does not mind that I cannot carry a tune in a bucket.

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